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A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, "Well sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculously undignified place I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge.

Last night a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say, "Lay down and let's see what you've got."

Another man said, "I've got strength, but no length."

Another man says to the lady, "Take your hand off my trick!"

I pretty near dropped dead just then, when the lady answered, "You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise."

Another lady was talking about protecting her honor and two other ladies were talking and one said, "Now it's time for me to play with your husband and you can play with mine."

Well I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I hope to die if one of them didn't say, "Well, I guess we'll go home now. This is the last rubber."

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Learning she was going to have twins, the bridge playing wife said, "That's just like my husband, doubling me when I'm vulnerable!

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I en førsteklasse på et lite sted på Senja spurte lærerinnen om det var noen av elevene som kunne telle til ti. Lille tone kunne det og fikk skryt av lærerinnen.
- Er det noen som kan telle videre? spør lærerinnen.
Eirik viftet febrilsk med ene hånden:
- Æ kan, æ kan! Ætte ti så kjæm: Knekt, dame, konge å æss!
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Sidsel vet ingenting om spillet.  Makkern hennes spiller dobbelt så godt.

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Sorry, partner. I would have led my singleton... but I couldn't find it   it was so small.